hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*


posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:54 from happiest © hi with 153,655 notes | Reblog

hamtastrophe:

my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”


posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:53 from heliolisk © hamtastrophe with 42,941 notes | Reblog

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*


posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:53 from jesuschristvevo © suethespiders with 81,010 notes | Reblog

posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:53 from jesuschristvevo © tripleacontent with 11,860 notes | Reblog

merchandice:

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot


posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:53 from clestroying © merchandice with 100,320 notes | Reblog

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.


posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:52 from fake-mermaid © grass10 with 375,627 notes | Reblog

posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:11 from manrayban © shybairnsget-nowt with 198,904 notes | Reblog

lalondes:

THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS… HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE NOW…


posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:10 from manrayban © lalondes with 9,809 notes | Reblog

phobias:

french weed joke: 80


posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:09 from fake-mermaid © phobias with 1,714 notes | Reblog

surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him


posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:09 from happiest © cumdoodle with 169,255 notes | Reblog

posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:08 from thatsmoderatelyraven © pinterest.com with 908,101 notes | Reblog

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u


posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:07 from heliolisk © nyooms with 64,652 notes | Reblog

posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:07 from thatsmoderatelyraven © tsunamiwavesurfing with 43,109 notes | Reblog

validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

image


posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:07 from jesuschristvevo © validx2 with 89,565 notes | Reblog

that feel when

17yr:

you really need roll on body glitter but it isnt sold in stores anymore


posted Jul 24, 2014 at 7:06 from thatsmoderatelyraven © 17yr with 2,218 notes | Reblog
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